This week's parsha, Mattot, has some difficult passages. It contains the laws of vows and the consequences for failing to carry them out. It also speaks about how women are not responsible for fulfilling vows if their husbands or fathers do not want them to.
We then plunge head first into battle with the Midianites- defeating them, taking their valuables and killing off their males- but sparing the women. If you will recall from last week, the Midianite women were the ones who caused so much havoc in the camp. Moses was angry that they were spared. We then learn how three tribes: Gad, Menasseh and Reuven, make a deal with Moses that they will fight to conquer the Land of Canaan, but they won't settle on the West Bank of the Jordan.
Gad, Mennaseh and Reuven,
Thought the Jordan’s East Bank was a’groovin
So they said they’d fight first
Bear the brunt of the worst
But their Cattle and kids they weren’t movin'.
Why Torah Limericks?
Over the course of the past two years, I have taken up the hobby (more of an obsession really) of writing a Limerick for every Torah weekly portion in the Jewish calendar. I'm not exactly sure WHY I have done this. But, I've enjoyed it- and from the feedback I've received on my facebook page, others have enjoyed them as well. After a few weak attempts to get them published in a book form, I've decided that I'd try out the format of a blog to share my efforts.
One of the things I've enjoyed most about the facebook posts is when others have posted their responses to my limericks with their own. Feel free to do so on this blog as well.
The rules of this blog are but few
To post, here is what you must do:
Find a rhyme exegetical
Doctrinal or heretical
Be you Christian, Muslim or Jew.
I look forward to the conversation.
LET THE LIMERICKS BEGIN!!!!!
One of the things I've enjoyed most about the facebook posts is when others have posted their responses to my limericks with their own. Feel free to do so on this blog as well.
The rules of this blog are but few
To post, here is what you must do:
Find a rhyme exegetical
Doctrinal or heretical
Be you Christian, Muslim or Jew.
I look forward to the conversation.
LET THE LIMERICKS BEGIN!!!!!
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