Why Torah Limericks?

Over the course of the past two years, I have taken up the hobby (more of an obsession really) of writing a Limerick for every Torah weekly portion in the Jewish calendar. I'm not exactly sure WHY I have done this. But, I've enjoyed it- and from the feedback I've received on my facebook page, others have enjoyed them as well. After a few weak attempts to get them published in a book form, I've decided that I'd try out the format of a blog to share my efforts.
One of the things I've enjoyed most about the facebook posts is when others have posted their responses to my limericks with their own. Feel free to do so on this blog as well.


The rules of this blog are but few
To post, here is what you must do:
Find a rhyme exegetical
Doctrinal or heretical
Be you Christian, Muslim or Jew.


I look forward to the conversation.
LET THE LIMERICKS BEGIN!!!!!

Monday, July 25, 2011

Mas'ey Limerick

This weeks Parasha, Mas'ey, begins with a travelogue, of sorts.  Moses lists all of the places where the Israelites have encamped up to this point.  It then switches gears and Moses relays God’s command to destroy all of the remnants of the Caananites in the land of Israel – both people and religious shrines.  It then goes on to delineate the real estate ascribed to each tribe in the land.  Special cities of refuge are to be created for people who accidentally commit murder.  It concludes with both a geographic reminder of the current location of the Israelites – on the steppes of Moab – across from Jericho – and the conclusion of the story of the daughters of Tzelofchad who were granted the ability to inherit the land of their fathers – as long as they didn’t marry anyone from another tribe.  Here is their story:

Zelophchad he had daughters five
Whose inheritance kept them alive
But to find a good man
They Must look in their clan
If Mennaseh was to survive

3 comments:

  1. So, the Josephites pled their case,
    This decree may sound good on the face,
    But think twice - it just ain’t fair
    Egad, we could loose our share!
    Quick! We need a marriage law in place.

    Judy Berlinger

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  2. Some of these I've tried are just more difficult to do than others, but it is a really fun way to get into the Parsha and makes learning lots of fun!

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