Why Torah Limericks?

Over the course of the past two years, I have taken up the hobby (more of an obsession really) of writing a Limerick for every Torah weekly portion in the Jewish calendar. I'm not exactly sure WHY I have done this. But, I've enjoyed it- and from the feedback I've received on my facebook page, others have enjoyed them as well. After a few weak attempts to get them published in a book form, I've decided that I'd try out the format of a blog to share my efforts.
One of the things I've enjoyed most about the facebook posts is when others have posted their responses to my limericks with their own. Feel free to do so on this blog as well.


The rules of this blog are but few
To post, here is what you must do:
Find a rhyme exegetical
Doctrinal or heretical
Be you Christian, Muslim or Jew.


I look forward to the conversation.
LET THE LIMERICKS BEGIN!!!!!

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Ki Tavo Limerick

Ki Tavo continues Moses' instructions about the proper rituals the Israelites must perform when entering into the land of Israel. In particular, we are commanded to bring the first fruits of the land to the priests and recite the phrase from Deuteronomy 26:8-10: My father was a wandering Aramean. He went down to Egypt in meager numbers and sojourned there; but there he became a great and populous nation....." I've always had a picture in my head of a long line of people - streching for miles - with baskets in their hands - reciting the phrase, dropping their baskets, and leaving. My father was born in Boston - but his parents were from Lithuania. I suppose it doesn't matter - you still have to say the phrase - hence this week's limerick:

If your lineage is pure European
You still must perform this routine -
When you bring your first fruits
To the priests you salute:
“Dad was a roving Aramean”

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