Why Torah Limericks?

Over the course of the past two years, I have taken up the hobby (more of an obsession really) of writing a Limerick for every Torah weekly portion in the Jewish calendar. I'm not exactly sure WHY I have done this. But, I've enjoyed it- and from the feedback I've received on my facebook page, others have enjoyed them as well. After a few weak attempts to get them published in a book form, I've decided that I'd try out the format of a blog to share my efforts.
One of the things I've enjoyed most about the facebook posts is when others have posted their responses to my limericks with their own. Feel free to do so on this blog as well.


The rules of this blog are but few
To post, here is what you must do:
Find a rhyme exegetical
Doctrinal or heretical
Be you Christian, Muslim or Jew.


I look forward to the conversation.
LET THE LIMERICKS BEGIN!!!!!

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Shelach Lecha Limerick


In this week's parasha, Shelach Lecha, Moses sends 12 spies to scout out the land of Canaan.  They spend 40 days and nights in the  land (a familiar number, yes?) and return bearing fruits - grapes pomegranates and figs so large that it takes two people to carry them.  10 of the spies report that the land is unconquerable.  They say that giants live in the land and they felt like grasshoppers.  The other two, however, Caleb and Joshua, tell the people that they can, indeed, conquer the land - as long as God is with us.  The people listen to the 10 spies instead of Joshua and Caleb.  As a result, they are punished.

Shelach
Moses sent spies out to scout
All chieftains beloved and devout
Of the 12 that he sent
Only 2 were content
To say, “We can take em’, no doubt!”

5 comments:

  1. OK, you got lucky on "beloved" because either pronunciation is acceptable according to Merriam-Webster.
    Of course, even more interesting in this Parasha is the "gotcha" that even though the people didn't say "final answer" when they try to make amends by saying they'll go, they are rebuked. Man, G"d loves to teach lessons the hard way. I wouldn't be surprised to learn the G"d has hardened the hearts of the Israelites for G"d's own amusement. Forty extra years to mess around with them.Nice prize for a bored Deity.

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  2. OKI, you get away with using "Beloved" because Merrian-Webster says either pronunciation is acceptable!

    More interesting in this parasha is the gotcha on the people., even though they never said "final answer" (a la Millionaire.) When they try to make amends by saying "well go" they are rebuked and the second chance taken away. Wouldn;t surprise me if ever-caprcious (and perhaps bored) G"d purposefully hardened the hearts of the Israelites and then decided not to offer a "second chance" so G"d could get an extra forty years to mess around with them in the wilderness!

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  3. Pronounce it be-luvd or be-lov-ed?
    Every Shmuley and Moshe and Dovid,
    Each Ruth and Olivia
    Says meter is trivia,
    It's the content that earns you the koved!

    We find in each temple and shul
    That the thoughts of the Ten are the rule.
    Forward? No go!
    The status is quo.
    A Joshua's cast as a fool.

    Shelach Lecha serves as a guide --
    The new and the bold must be tried.
    Don't trust the opinion
    Of the cowardly minyan.
    Move forward with guts and with pride.

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  4. My kipa is off to you Larry
    Your brilliance in rhyming is scary
    Your praises I've sung
    For what trips off your tongue
    Is truly extraordinary

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  5. When the spies gave a report they lied,
    It’s a terrible place they cried,
    Everyone there is dying
    There’s no use in our trying
    So it was there in the desert they died

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